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We could have been here sooner

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We could have been here sooner

作者：佚名文章来源：不详点击数：更新时间：2007-10-23

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!" 以上内容为中小学英语站(www.zxxyyz.com)收集整理,转载请注明出处

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